Wednesday, January 09, 2008

• couldnt wake up in time to walk Peipei.
• woke up with droppy eyelid on my left eye. it totally SUCKS i hate droppy eyelids.
• just when i was on my way out, i stepped on a puddle of URINE, left by some dog. and, because i thought assembly started at 8.40, i had no time to change my socks and hence spent the day with a left urine-soaked sock. tell me why everything happens on the left. and YES i know that's totally gross but what the hell it's my foot not yours. unless i stick it into your face and start rubbing the pee all over your face, then that's another matter. but whatever.
• when i reached sch, i found out that assembly started at 8.45 not 8.40 and i actually could've changed my socks.
• but then i remembered i had no more socks left in my drawer to change so it made no difference. EH but i dont wear the same pair of socks everyday ok.
• found out that Mix In A Bowl only exists on Thursday and Friday and is now replaced by disgusting Soupy Place on Monday to Wednesday [EW]
• i found a WORM in my wanton mee. that was SOOOO gross i am nvr gonna eat at Noodle Hut again.
• on TUESDAY, there was PE. and although i didnt submit any choices, i still had to go for fucking Health Ed.

HEALH ED. HEALTH ED. HEALTH ED.

fuck it man, i am so insulted. the weird ppl are in that class. like Smelly Girl/Rihanna and that weird Indian girl who talks to herself. I AM SO NOT LIKE THEM. fuck! fuck you, stupid PE department. PE i hate PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

the only consolation is that Rosy Boy AND Jiu Duan [aka my shortest eyecandy, 5 mins WAHAHA] are in that class. Jiu Duan is SO NOT FAT. he is jut muscular. i tell you that height and weight thing is screwed. if i stopped exercising and let all my muscles turn into fats and went for breast reduction maybe i could lose like 10 kg.

i tel you, i bet my muscles + boobs = 10 kg, man. it SUCKS.

if i had more money i probably would just go for liposuction. AND a nose job.

but unfortunately i dont have any. i am broke.

OH and before i forget! thet other day i was sitting innocently at the dining table after dinner with Parents Ang watching a rerun of some soccer match and Father Ang suddenl went, "Race, i tell you, in Thailand ah, i was a sex slave you know. you see, that's why i'm so thin now..."

Mother Ang: aiyoh, so poor thing ah! times are bad, you have to work doubly hard for the family. poor thing....

Father Ang: yeah, that's why must eat more bread now...

-silence for a few mins-

Mother Ang: who's the one every night going, "go to sleep..... come to bed..." who's the sex slave now???

throughout i was like o_O WTF.

errr but it's nice to see them, uh, getting it on at their age. NOT. i mean, you somehow know your parents have sex but you dont want to know if they do!!!! know what i mean????? OMG my parents are even more open-minded than me. this is unacceptable.

anyway, continuing.

• when at PS yesterday Wei Ni dropped her CCC on my shirt, and stained it with cheese.
• Maxine Ang says she see my neighbourhood resident bung ALL THE TIME. so unfair!
• Jia Yu told me 6000 Bucks is attached, like recently. although he is no longer my EC, it is still quite shocking to know that a nerd like him can get a gf too. :x
• it rained during the CCA Bazaar TODAY. soccer girls' couldnt use the field and had to go and take part of the AVA's spot. but luckily they were nice enough not to chase us away.

ok that's all. 12 bad stuff in 3 days!!!!!! that's a lot ok.

anyway, went to PS yesterday with Sian Tzu, Madeleine, Lucie, Sarah, Yixiu, Wei Ni, Kelly, Mas and Ilya yesterday. went to watch My Blueberry Nights, cos it was Sian Tzu's birthday the next day, which is today. er i'll give the show 1/5 stars, cos it was really sloooow and draaaaaggy. 1 star cos Natalie Portman was in it. she's pretty. oh and cos we were in GV and their nachos rock. :P

ok the rest would probably say the show was very arty and sweet and all, but after 1 hr i looked at my watch and thought, "HUH?? ONLY 1 HR HAS PASSED???"

hah, and i'm supposed to be a lit student. so much for that. but, the show has no climax lah! no excitement at all.

and it is Sian Tzu's birthday today! PARAGRAPH PARAGRAPH PARAGRAPH.

ok, Casteels Sian Tzu, you're 18! although i've only known you for less than 1 yr, it must be some sort of achievement to be the 1st runner-up in the Little Miss Nice category eh? haha, anyway, thanks for being there for me most of the time and for all your crazy and unglam moments and your famous "no lah!" although you're technically 18 and are of legal age to do lots of "stuff", no hanky panky ah! HAHAHA. happy 18th birthday! :D P.S. stop looking at Shaggy no. 2 when you've already got SOMEONE who has made you very very happy today! hahaha.

in school today Sian Tzu was so funny cos she had to carry this huge Disney Princess balloon around and when we sang Happy Birthday for her her face turned red for both times. once when Wei Jian, Jia Ru, Jia Qi and the rest sang, and once when we sang. HAHA, dont be so low profile for one day lah! :P

and, after sch it was the CCA Bazaar. we desperately needed ppl and me and Jia Le went around trying to persuade ppl to join. i talked until my voice was almost gone, esp when Pugilistic and Band and whatever was playing at the atrium were blasting away like nobody's business. at least we still managed to get 9 names. and the booth had 10 names! not bad, haha.

but some J1s, once they heard, "would you like to join girls' soccer?" they

a) LAUGHED in our faces

b) pretended not to hear and just walked off

c) pretended to be interested and after making us talk for so long they still said no

d) looked damn scared of us. errrr okaaaay......

the CCA Bazaar got kinda boring and i was damn tired of walking around and talking. so we wrapped up at around 5+ and went to play street soccer on the parade square! haha, but it was damn wet.

oh oh, another bad thing that happened today:

• after playing street soccer i wanted to put stuff in my bag and sat down on the steps. but it was WET, and my shorts was SOAKED. jeez.

ok, 13 stuff in 3 days. THIRTEEN. unlucky number. irritating.

ok, 2008 officially SUCKS.

I cant stand you

Must everything you do make me wanna smile?

Can I not like you for awhile?

One of these days maybe your magic wont affect me.